" Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the ‘n’ and ‘d’ in ‘husband.’ " x
so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
Lot of places including Brazil and Canada are not free to apply for college. In Brazil you can ask to pay less than they ask or evvn don’t pay at all, but you have to prove that you can’t afford it. So, I don’t think it’s literally everywhere else.
i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle
It’s not over, don’t forget
Dwight, you haven’t seen Meredith yet, have you? No I have not.
that is one of my pets, peeve
this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life
^ Not hyperbole.
i actually really hate that phrase. like, you should never feel guilty or ashamed for liking something. if you like something, who cares? be super into that thing! talk about it all the time! enjoy the things you enjoy and don’t let people tell you you shouldn’t.
but as like an actual answer to your question i’m gonna go with the kim k smartphone game
carmen carrera keeping it 1000% real as always
Lydia, I’ve had a crush on you since the third grade.