Butts and Why They Are Great
Mayra. 17. I spend half of my time making bad puns and the other half laughing at those bad puns. I complain about school a lot and applying to college scares me. Cheese is the most essential of foods and scooping ice cream allows me to buy things. Maddie's pretty cool (when she's not mad at me for reblogging pictures of Misha Collins and tagging her in them). New York is also pretty cool because we have bagels and pizza so there's that.


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one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

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infinite-prepster:

guidedogintraining:

11 months of Stella.

2 months old to 13 months old. 

This is precious

3 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 8,001 notes
Why does his race matter?
Ignorant white males who somehow don’t realize that Mike Brown’s race is the reason he is no longer alive.  (via tb92sma)
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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

image

remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

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Tagged as: #food 

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

11 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 473,643 notes
bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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recap of 2013: feeling blue ~ | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
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Tagged as: #good 

thecomfortador:

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