one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
life is meaningless and entropy is inevitable, but in the meantime we’re gonna tell each other some fucking great stories
The progression of video games in a few decades.
Tarantino films + ugly Hawaiian shirts
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
A park visitor films an American black bear and her two cubs in Yellowstone, December 1965.
Photograph by Dean Conger, National Geographic
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
best fanfic tropes:
- 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
- 'maybe we should pretend to date'
- 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
- 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'
People overlooking the beautiful salt Lake Urmia in Iran before it dries up due to the dam built nearby by the government.
The White Meadows, Mohammad Rasoulof, 2009
"we’d like to get your blessing"
come on and slam