Butts and Why They Are Great
Mayra. 17. I spend half of my time making bad puns and the other half laughing at those bad puns. I complain about school a lot and applying to college scares me. Cheese is the most essential of foods and scooping ice cream allows me to buy things. Maddie's pretty cool (when she's not mad at me for reblogging pictures of Misha Collins and tagging her in them). New York is also pretty cool because we have bagels and pizza so there's that.


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" Guess what? David Burtka and I got married over the weekend. In Italy. Yup, we put the ‘n’ and ‘d’ in ‘husband.’ " x

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 36,303 notes
2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 3,388 notes

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 46,129 notes
imnotacontrolfreak:

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

Lot of places including Brazil and Canada are not free to apply for college. In Brazil you can ask to pay less than they ask or evvn don’t pay at all, but you have to prove that you can’t afford it. So, I don’t think it’s literally everywhere else.

imnotacontrolfreak:

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

Lot of places including Brazil and Canada are not free to apply for college. In Brazil you can ask to pay less than they ask or evvn don’t pay at all, but you have to prove that you can’t afford it. So, I don’t think it’s literally everywhere else.

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 407,279 notes
sickpage:

Michael Salisbury

sickpage:

Michael Salisbury

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 2,901 notes

narcotine:

i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 10,280 notes
di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 946 notes
Dwight, you haven’t seen Meredith yet, have you? No I have not.
2 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 320 notes
Tagged as: #the office 

firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 16,538 notes
liptonicedpee:

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009


fuck

liptonicedpee:

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

fuck

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 59,260 notes
675,362 plays

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 129,562 notes
What's your guilty pleasure?

Anonymous

iknewiwouldregretthis:

i actually really hate that phrase. like, you should never feel guilty or ashamed for liking something. if you like something, who cares? be super into that thing! talk about it all the time! enjoy the things you enjoy and don’t let people tell you you shouldn’t.

but as like an actual answer to your question i’m gonna go with the kim k smartphone game

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 4 notes
warloq:

carmen carrera keeping it 1000% real as always

warloq:

carmen carrera keeping it 1000% real as always

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 63,661 notes

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 43,029 notes
Tagged as: #same 

zangela:

Lydia, I’ve had a crush on you since the third grade.

6 hours ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 2,664 notes